Riddles for you people.

ok based on what a past topic said we suck at riddle. i love riddles. so i'm gonna start posting them.

your in a murder seine you can't find the weapon, but you know it was dropped. you keep looking around but give up. back at your home you notice your feet are wet. but you weren't out side all day. just at the crime seine. what was the murder weapon?

who would be cruel enough to bury a survivor?




my turn!


a newly wedded couple crawls out of a cabin in the middle of the forest, scared and shaken, and thankful for their lives. The cabin isn't haunted, and they weren't attacked inside. Why are they so happy?



trust me, Im a lover of riddles too, you just seem to have forgotten the old ones, where something is described without asking questions, and the others try to guess what is being described.

i'm sorry for the first one. i couldn't find out how to spell a word at the end which gave it away.

they got locked out. but it saved their marriage working and spending time with each other to get to other people.

St.Vice wrote:

i'm sorry for the first one. i couldn't find out how to spell a word at the which gave it away.

It's okay, I know this one too, it was a shard of ice from the morning freeze, broken off of the underside of a roof.

St.Vice wrote:

they got locked out. but it saved their marriage working and spending time with each other to get to other people.

nope, was a plane cabin, they were in a crash and were the only survivors! d ^_^

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?

lilreon1 wrote:

Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know, when you I do claim. Who am I?

Death!

one could speculate that they might be in shock from the crash could one not and if i was in shock i wouldn't be happy. and your guess is right by the way.

a man walks in to a sea-food dinner. orders the shark eats all of it and then walks out and shoots him self. why does he do this?

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

St.Vice wrote:

one could speculate that they might be in shock from the crash could one not. and your guess is right by the way.

a man walks in to a sea-food dinner. orders the shark eats all of it and then walks out and shoots him self. why does he do this?

well this is a stumper....


uhh


I hope this has nothing to do with 'sleeping with the fishies'

nope. but I'll tell you later if you really want to know.

hes a vegan and wanted to try meet before he suiceds

lilreon1 wrote:

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

ooooh! I know this one!


umm


umm

shoot. x_x

Im thinking a penny, but that doesn't quite explain it.


*edit*

A clock? no...that can't be it.

I can be found where anything cannot, dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

St.Vice wrote:

one could speculate that they might be in shock from the crash could one not and if i was in shock i wouldn't be happy. and your guess is right by the way.

a man walks in to a sea-food dinner. orders the shark eats all of it and then walks out and shoots him self. why does he do this?

Okay, this is a long shot, but I just got a guess...

Let's say this man was a sailor, he had been in a bit of a bad situation once and ended up on a sandbar, since the ship sank. Let's say the cook survived too, and the only food he had to cook was a dish he called 'shark', that was actually real human meat.

Let's say that the 'shark' served too this man was the same, and he man ate the whole thing to be positive, then went outside and killed himself because he couldn't live with himself for eating another human.

A bit of a stretch, but it just came to me.

Darkmico wrote:

St.Vice wrote:

one could speculate that they might be in shock from the crash could one not and if i was in shock i wouldn't be happy. and your guess is right by the way.

a man walks in to a sea-food dinner. orders the shark eats all of it and then walks out and shoots him self. why does he do this?

Okay, this is a long shot, but I just got a guess...

Let's say this man was a sailor, he had been in a bit of a bad situation once and ended up on a sandbar, since the ship sank. Let's say the cook survived too, and the only food he had to cook was a dish he called 'shark', that was actually real human meat.

Let's say that the 'shark' served too this man was the same, and he man ate the whole thing to be positive, then went outside and killed himself because he couldn't live with himself for eating another human.

A bit of a stretch, but it just came to me.

O_O Creepy. I'm with ya on that one though.

jack ass(another long story)

d ^_^

so you gunna try my riddle? Bottom of first page.

i dont get it lol im having a dumb moment atm me <--- =